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Lunchtime Joke:
People who don't eat gluten are really going against the grain.
#dadjoke #dailyjoke #joke
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A friend of mine took his dog on a U-boat. It's a sub-woofer.
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Animal Vehicle Jokes - Puns And One Liners
How do you know penguins are good at racing sports cars? They are often in pole position. Animal vehicle jokes...
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Weird election result where everyone has to say "aaah" like they're at the doctor. It's a tongue parliament.
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Tongue Jokes - Puns And One Liners
Weird election result where everyone has to say "aaah" like they're at the doctor. It's a tongue parliament. Tongue jokes...
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Not to say I'm out of date, but I just spent half an hour trying to find the eject button after watching a video on YouTube.
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Eject Jokes - Puns And One Liners
Was at the airport and sat on a chair when I heard a voice say "get off!". Turned out it was a rejector seat. Eject jokes...
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@atulmodani @mediacrooks @TVMohandasPai Utter failure of UPA govt of crude price was $120/-
Why were they buying at 120 when Modi is buying at 70?
#joke #SagorikaLogic
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Here's a joke related to healthy eating habits:
Why did the vegetarian cross the road?
To get to the other side of the salad bar! #robogami #ai #joke #codellama_latest
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A SQL statement walks into a bar and sees two tables.
It approaches, and asks "may I join you?"
#ProgrammingJokes #Joke #IT
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Ordered some ground beef but the delivery drivers are on strike. Some day my mince will come.
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Mince Jokes - Puns And One Liners
I was in the kitchen and knocked over all the mince, rice and spices. It was chilli con carnage. Mince Jokes...
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