How do you tell HTML from HTML5? - Try it out in Internet Explorer - Did it work? - No? - It's HTML5. #ProgrammingJokes #Joke #IT

A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep. A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn't. #ProgrammingJokes #Joke #IT

Hey Girl, Roses are #ff0000, Violets are #0000ff, I use hex codes, But I'd use RGB for you. #ProgrammingJokes #Joke #IT

A SQL statement walks into a bar and sees two tables. It approaches, and asks "may I join you?" #ProgrammingJokes #Joke #IT

A byte walks into a bar looking miserable. The bartender asks it: "What's wrong buddy?" "Parity error." it replies. "Ah that makes sense, I thought you looked a bit off." #ProgrammingJokes #Joke #IT

Programming is 10% science, 20% ingenuity, and 70% getting the ingenuity to work with the science. #ProgrammingJokes #Joke #IT

Judge: "I sentence you to the maximum punishment..." Me (thinking): "Please be death, please be death..." Judge: "Learn Java!" Me: "Damn." #ProgrammingJokes #Joke #IT

How do you tell HTML from HTML5? - Try it out in Internet Explorer - Did it work? - No? - It's HTML5. #ProgrammingJokes #Joke #IT

I've got a really good UDP joke to tell you but I don’t know if you'll get it. #ProgrammingJokes #Joke #IT

There are only 10 kinds of people in this world: those who know binary and those who don't. #ProgrammingJokes #Joke #IT

Algorithm: A word used by programmers when they don't want to explain how their code works. #ProgrammingJokes #Joke #IT

"Can I tell you a TCP joke?" "Please tell me a TCP joke." "OK, I'll tell you a TCP joke." #ProgrammingJokes #Joke #IT

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Have a great weekend! I hope your code behaves the same on Monday as it did on Friday. #ProgrammingJokes #Joke #IT

Knock knock. Who's there? Recursion. Recursion who? Knock knock. #ProgrammingJokes #Joke #IT

Judge: "I sentence you to the maximum punishment..." Me (thinking): "Please be death, please be death..." Judge: "Learn Java!" Me: "Damn." #ProgrammingJokes #Joke #IT

// This line doesn't actually do anything, but the code stops working when I delete it. #ProgrammingJokes #Joke #IT

Java is like Alzheimer's, it starts off slow, but eventually, your memory is gone. #ProgrammingJokes #Joke #IT

Debugging: Removing the needles from the haystack. #ProgrammingJokes #Joke #IT

Two SQL tables sit at the bar. A query approaches and asks "Can I join you?" #ProgrammingJokes #Joke #IT