@PFTompkins your hiccups are adorable! #DrunkHistory is one of the funniest shows on TV. #everywordiswrong

You're a terrible speller #everywordiswrong #sorrynotsorry

man, spellcheck does not approve of drunk texting #everywordiswrong #uncorrectable oh boyy!

Cannot finger out how to make my word realize im speaking spanish #everywordiswrong