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#BREAKING ANNOUNCEMENT*:
JD Vance is REOPENING THE X-FILES!
x.com/bennyjohnson/s…X
Vice President Vance just declared he’s using his top-secret clearance to launch a full investigation into UFOs — hitting Area 51, Ohio’s Hangar 18, and New Mexico hotspots. His theory?green aliens… they’re demons or celestial entities straight out of a Christian worldview.
No more cover-ups. Disclosure coming in his VP term.
Watch as JD explains his theory to Scully, *speaks in tongues:
Aliens or demons? 👽 or 👹
Drop your thoughts below!
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