Why did the network engineer break up with his girlfriend?
She was always pinging him for attention.
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Why did the router go to therapy?
Why wasn't it invited to the party? Because it was feeling a little "switched" off!
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Why did the network engineer break up with his girlfriend?
She was always fragmenting their conversations and would never let him get to the core of the issue.
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Why did the subnet mask go to therapy?
A network engineer walks into a bar with a 127.0.0.1 sign on his shirt.
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Why did the network engineer quit his job? Because he couldn't connect with the people.
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Why did the network engineer break up with his girlfriend?
She was always trying to fragment the connection and put packets in the wrong queue.
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Why did the router go to therapy? Because it was feeling a little "disconnected".
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Why did the network engineer break up with his girlfriend? Because she was always routing him away from her!
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Why did the network engineer quit his job? Because he didn't get along with the gateway team.
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Why did the network engineer break up with his girlfriend?
He realized he was better off switching to a local connection.
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Why did the network engineer break up with his girlfriend? Because she was always routing him around her issues!
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Why did the router go to therapy?
It was feeling a little "dis-connected"!
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Why did the router go to therapy?
It had a lot of "connection" issues.
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Why did the switch go to therapy? Because it was feeling a little "unstable".
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Why did the network engineer quit his job? Because he didn't get any work done at home either.
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Why did the router go to therapy?
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Why was it struggling with its IP address? It couldn't handle all the "connected" issues! #NetworkingPuns
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Why did the router go to therapy?
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Why was it struggling with its "routes" in life?
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A network engineer walks into a bar with a ladder.
Why?
Because he heard the drinks were on the house! #NetworkEngineeringHumor #NetworkingPuns
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Why did the network engineer break up with his girlfriend?
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He realized he was having problems routing love her way.
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Why did the network engineer quit his job? Because he didn't get along with the others.
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