Family Evolution: My great-grandfather had 13 kids, my grandfather had 8, my dad had 3, and I just have a dog—who’s been neutered! #FamilyTree#EvolutionHumor
True #ThursdayVibes: Human mom shows her baby, 'Look at our ancestor (superclass).' Monkey mom shows her baby, 'Look at our subclass.' 🐒👶 #EvolutionHumormu
Father: "Adam and Eve had babies, and their babies grew up to have babies, and so on." Mother: "We evolved from monkeys to become who we are now." Child: "You lied to me!" Father: "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family." #FamilyJokes#EvolutionHumor
"I may not be a scientist, but I'm pretty sure evolution was just monkeys trying to figure out how to use smartphones! 📱🐒
#EvolutionHumor#TechSavvyMonkeys"