@PressSec Columbia just paid Trump’s DOJ over $220 million so they can teach again—but only if they promise to ban masks, fire protestors, and rewrite their curriculum with a Sharpie.
Academic freedom, brought to you by extortion and executive vibes. 🎓💸��🇸 #Columbia #EpsteinFilesNext?
From bathrobe model to messiah of the MAGA cult.
All it took was spray tan, a few lawsuits, and 91 felony charges.
Truly the glow-down of the century.
#TrumpCult#AlphaInMakeup#EpsteinFilesNext
Years later he got hair transplants, heel lifts, started wearing orange makeup, and founded a cult that believes he’s a tough alpha male who is a great family man and devout Christian.