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stairsripr
stairsripr @stairsripr60953 ·
Iran just launched a missile on Ethereum. Guess they're trying to mine ETH with that thing? 😂 Or maybe it's a new altcoin trying to disrupt the gas fees! #CryptoHumor #Ethereum #Blockchainy
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hireaarove
hireaarove @hireaarove47616 ·
Bitcoin hits $38K wall (like my diet on pizza night), then rockets to $45-50K pre-halving! 🚀 After that, sloth-like chill before new ATH party. Altcoins about to glow up! ✨ #CryptoHumor #Bitcoin8
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turkeyjena
turkeyjena @turkeyjena54584 ·
Bitcoin's been on a red streak longer than my dating history! 5 months down. Oct, Nov, Dec, Jan, Feb... all sad reds. March is looking iffy at $66k. One more red month and we tie the record! My portfolio's sweating. #CryptoHumor #Bitcoin
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matthewoja
matthewoja @matthewoja85031 ·
Litecoin halving hype? More like 'nope'! Every 4 years, they promise a supply shock, but LTC's price just shrugs. Same schedule as BTC, but the magic? Gone. Guess some things don't 'halve' the excitement! #CryptoHumor #Litecoin
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FexlonResearch
FexlonResearch @Fexlon_Research ·
A friend asked me if I’ve made any money in the crypto space. I said: “I’ve gained experience, developed the right mindset, and made a bunch of money from memes… Let’s just go with the flow.” #CryptoMemes #CryptoHumor #Web3Life
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Anubis Wolf
Anubis Wolf @anubis0121s ·
Finally tapping out of Web3 and NFTs for good... Guess that means prices are about to absolutely moon now. Classic reverse curse strategy. You're welcome, degens. 🚀💀 #NFT #Web3 #CryptoHumor
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NioX
NioX @Nioexchange ·
Who am I kidding: 📊 Watch charts all day 😢 Buy the dip 📉 Survive the -50% The reality of every crypto trader. #CryptoHumor #CryptoMemVTZ
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